Seen on 50th Street.
i hate waking up late bc i feel like i wasted part of the day
but i hate waking up early because i feel like i wasted part of my sleep
I can’t believe Jesus hatched from an Easter egg 2000 years ago
Totally how it happened: too pretty for this job edition
I love how Hannibal has been making cannibal jokes for 2 seasons and no one has noticed but as soon as Will starts making them Jack is like whoa there friend
"straw-poc" "straw-trans" "straw-people". you’re basically saying that none of these people exist. you’re basically saying that these people’s opinions do not matter. tell me again how not-racist/sexist/transphobic you are pls
I’m watching Monsters Inc. with Pulp Fiction subtitles
my family got me a vibrating toothbrush that i can most definitely use to masturbate and finally get off gdi but the only problem here is that it’s got mike wasowskis face on it and i don’t know if im ready for that level of commitment
i did it. i did it and i hate myself.